help girl i’m lengthwise in the suez canal
girl help i’m blocking international trade
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Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot
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We live in wonderful times
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You guys missed the best part
Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS
They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO
THE MOM’S REACTION
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this is the only good one
college obama good ending
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I’ve told you how I’ve felt about puns, Dan!
guess this means war, fuckboy
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